Television Personalities


The Strangely Beautiful E.P

Strangely Beautiful

Hey boy cool down, it's not the end of the world
Just buy a ticket and take a train, you'll find yourself tomorrow

Hey girl, dry those tears, you'll find another lover
Someone who'll care, and cherish you, like no other

And everything you want to be is everything that you can be
And everything you want to see, is waiting to be seen

So hey boy chill out, it's not the end of the world

Take a look outside, you never know what you might find
Take a look outside, the world looks strangely beautiful today

So cool down, it's not the end of the world
And the world looks strangely beautiful today


Reaching For The Stars

No, don't go back, don't return,
No one knows that you're here, you know you're safe
Safe with me, so rest your head
No one knows that you're here.

Try, try and reach for the stars
Learn to live with the scars that only time can heal
Try, try and reach for the stars
Learn to live with the scars that only time can heal

But if we give a little more
The chances are you will find that you get more in return
You're safe with me so don't go back
Cause no one knows that you're here

Try, try and reach for the stars
Learn to live with the scars that only time can heal
Try, try and reach for the stars
Learn to live with the scars that only time can heal

No one knows you're here
Your secret's safe with me
Secret's safe with me

And then you'll realize, what it was
You wanted anyway so don't go back
You're safe with me, no don't return
Just rest your head

Try, try and reach for the stars
Learn to live with the scars that only time can heal
Try, try and reach for the stars
Learn to live with the scars that only time can heal

No one knows you're here
Your secret's safe with me
Secret's safe with me


Not Even A Maybe

I'm a danger to myself
A bullet in the right place could change the world
And the time is right
But freedom only comes with liberty
And I'm prepared to fight

They think I'm drugged up
They think I'm hung up
And he's a dreamer
And he's a schemer
And you're too scared to join me
Not even a maybe
Not even a maybe

I told you paradise is for the blessed
You could be halfway there
Freedom's yours you have to break the chains
Depends how much you care

You think I'm smacked up
You think I'm washed up
You think I'm foolish
You think I'm selfish
And you're too scared to join me
Not even a maybe

You think I'm drugged up
You think I'm hung up
And I'm a dreamer
And I'm a schemer
And you're too scared to join me
Not even a maybe
Not even a maybe
Not even a maybe

A man can change the world with a bullet in the right place
Paradise is for the blessed not for the sex obsessed
Violence and revolution (...)
War is the last possible creative act


She's Never Read My Poems

She's Never Read My Poems

She has gone away
But it's ok
Tomorrow is another day

I was a fool
But now it's cool
She sends me postcards every day

But for me the hardest part is knowing
That she's never ever read my poems

I was her clown
I made her smile
She clapped her hands and I fell down

But she is still my friend
And that won't end
I phone her every other day

But for me the hardest part is knowing
That she's never ever read my poems

I took a word or two from Byron
A line or two form Keats
A smattering of Shelley and put my name underneath
She'll never know

I'm sending them today
I don't know what she'll say
She'll probably laugh and throw them all away

But I didn't like them anyway


The Day the Dolphins Leave the Sea

Beautiful creatures we are in disgrace
Makes me want to bury my head in shame
The sea is in torment and all's not well
Soon we'll have no stories left to tell

And the saddest day for me
Will be the day the dolphins leave the sea

Landscape's in turmoil the fields are bad
The trees stand tall but troubled with despair
Through acid rains they are beyond repair
I hope its not too late to show we care

And the saddest day for me
Will be the day that the dolphins leave the sea

Beautiful creature so beyond compare
I hope you know that some of us still care
Beautiful creature we are in disgrace
Makes me want to bury my head in shame

And the saddest day for me
Will be the day that the dolphins leave the sea


Christ Knows, I Have Tried

It's not the easiest thing in the world to love someone
It's not the easiest thing in the world to tell someone
So if you've got somebody you love
Then let them know they're loved
Then it's the easiest thing in the world to love someone

It's not the easiest thing in the world to show your tears
It's not the easiest thing in the world to share your fears
So let the tears run down your face
And never ever ever be ashamed
It's not the easiest thing in the world to love someone

It's not that easy to try to swallow your pride
Yes I know it's not that easy
Oh Christ knows, I've tried
Yes, Christ knows, I've tried

It's not the easiest thing in the world to love someone
It's not the easiest thing in the world to tell someone
So let the tears run down your face
And never be ashamed
It's not the easiest thing in this world to love someone


We Will Be Your Gurus

We Will Be Your Gurus

I will be your Jesus
I will be your shining light
I will be your everything
Just let me in tonight

I'll be your lover
I'll be your honey
I'll be your Jesus
Your guru too

I will be your Buddha
Won't you let me choose your shoes
I've got a lot of love to give you
There's so much that I can show you

I'll be your lover
I'll be your honey
I'll be your Jesus
Your guru too
I will be your guru

I will be your lighthouse
Baby, if you're lost at sea
You're going to hit the rocks
Better shout "rescue me"

I'll be your lover
I'll be your honey
I'll be your Jesus
Your guru too
I will be your guru

We want you as a new guru

I will be your new addiction
Won't you let me turn you on?
I'll be your new obsession
Rid yourself of all possessions

I will be your Jesus
I will be your shining light
I will be your everything
Just let me in tonight

We want you as a new guru

If violence is your guru
If money is your guru
Let me be your guru


An Exibition By Joan Miro

Wild

We go to parties, she dresses to impress
She's the kind of girl that other girls respect
She's a real cool cat
She knows just what she wants
She is a raver

She sells sea shells on a sea shore
Well I'd buy one and a million more
Oh I can't describe her I really don't know
She's like an exibition by Joan Miro

She's with me now, we're walking down the street
She's looking cool and very very sweet
I take her with me wherever I go
She is a groover

She sells sea shells on a sea shore
Well I'd buy one and a million more
Oh I can't describe her I really don't know
She's like an exibition by Joan Miro

Better than Picasso
Picasso was an asshole
Really wild


Love Is Better Than War

There's one thing that makes you feel so good
But I know that love can be misunderstood
But love is so magical and there's one thing for sure
I know that love is better than war

Love can take you to the highest high
Love is something you just can't deny
Love is so magical and there's one thing for sure
I know that love is better than war

Love is something we all feel inside
Love is everywhere it's yours and mine
Love is so magical and there's one thing for sure
I know that love is better than war

I know sometimes that love can be absurd
I know sometimes that I am lost for words
But love is so magical and there's one thing for sure
I know that love is better than war


Goodnight Mr. Spaceman

Goodnight Mr. Spaceman

Well they gave me amytriptiline
They fed me pseudochlorophine
It helped me sleep
But I felt so deep
And most of the time I wanted to weep

The days seemed black just like the night
A big long tunnel without lights
Where everything's dark then everything's bright

Oh, the train's gone past my station
Oh bloody hell I wish I'd signed to Creation

Singing goodnight Jowe, goodnight Dan
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman

Goodnight Mr. Spaceman

Well I think I'll die of a broken heart
If my record doesn't make the indie charts
I'll do anything
I'll swallow my pride
Commit artistic suicide

And I dig St. Etienne, Denim and Suede
And naturally I go to the occasional rave
But when I was young it was Wizzard and Slade

Oh, this record is sponsored by Pepsi
I've taken three e's I still can't dance like Bobby Gillespie
And maybe...

Singing goodnight Jowe, goodnight Dan
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman

And I like to walk around the town
With my trousers halfway down
And I often feel like Edvard Munch
If my analyst calls I'm out to lunch

Singing goodnight Jowe, goodnight Dan
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman

[What's a nice alien like you doing in a place like this?]

Goodnight Jowe, goodnight Dan
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman

Goodnight Jowe, goodnight Dan
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman
Goodnight Mr. Spaceman

[This is Planet Earth]

Goodnight Jowe, goodnight Dan

I'm off my face


If I Was Your Girlfriend

It sends a shiver down my spine
I can't deny these feelings inside
I wonder what it would be like
To sleep by your side I can't deny

But there's no passion in my life anymore
There is no passion in my life
But oh if I was your girlfriend

I feel myself when I'm with you
That much is true when I'm with you

There is no passion in my life anymore
There is no passion in my life
But oh if I was your girlfriend
There is no passion in my life
But oh if I was your girlfriend

It must be difficult for girls
How would I know?
We're in two different worlds
How would I know

But if I was your girlfriend
I was your girlfriend
Oh if I was your girlfriend

And I guess you've got it bad
How would I know?
Let your feelings show
Then I could know
Just what it's like
If I was your girlfriend

And I know you're a witch
But at least you're a good witch
It must be difficult for girls

Difficult for girls
I was your girlfriend
Difficult for girls


She Loves It When He Sings Like Elvis

The day that Elvis Presley died
It hurt so much she could not cry
She played his records through the night
Until she was so tired

He's always there to dry her tears
When nobody else is
And then she says she loves it when he sings like Elvis

And when she's lonesome late at night
Another (...) to hold her tight
He sings to her
'Till she starts to (...)

He's always there to dry her tears
When nobody else is
And then she says she loves it when he sings like Elvis

She does not have a wooden heart
But when the teardrops slowly start
She's all shook up
And there's one voice she longs to hear
He's always there to still her tears
(She loves it when he sings like Elvis)

The day that Elvis Presley died
It hurt so much she could not cry
But he's always there when nobody else is
And then she says she loves him when he sings like Elvis

All songs by Daniel Treacy - Twist and Shout Music

Transcribed by Filippo Dulio with help from Keg.
Please note that these are not the official lyrics: some parts may be wrong and a few words are missing.... you're welcome to fill the gaps!.